@Twitcops – Twitery by @chrisloft, @christwitery

Twitcops – Twitery 6 by @chrisloft, @christwitery and with the unwitting collaboration of @Twitcops

Internet connection is mildly severed;
heart strings jarred and pulled.
Does emotion hurt more than physical wounds?
My anguìsh has returned
about 5 hours ago from mobile web

Okay, Tweeples, Officer Plod on duty tonight.
If I’m a bit slow responding…don’t worry…
my intellect is faster than my fingers!
@Twitcops about 5 hours ago from web

@Twitcops I would pluck the moon from the evening sky
to give to my true love;
even tho she spurns my gifts and scorns my goodly intentions.
about 5 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery Poetry for me, Chris…
Are you coming onto me??
about 5 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@Twitcops I would steal the sun from the sky:
no one would notice til the sun failed to rise next morning,
plunging the world into darkness.
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery Original or stolen from another???
about 5 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@Twitcops I’d fraudulently convert my true love’s heart:
so that she loved me instead of that clueless punk -
and run off with the proceeds
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@Twitcops I would forge my own heart upon that of another
and utter claims upon her own gay heart
and carry her off into a sunless dominion.
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@Twitcops Officer, officer my heart has been stolen;
my soul’s been broken,
my emotions have all run away.
An imposter has hijacked my heart
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery How can I help, Chris?
Hearts really are not a job for Officer Plod,
but more for Officer Valentine, and she’s not on today
about 4 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

My dearest, sweetest love:
I would steal all the world’s jewels and precious metals
if you would only love me.
@Twitcops would never notice.
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

For those “Dobbing in a friend”
for being their best twitter friend,
please add #dob-in-a-friend to your post.
http://twitcops.blogspot.com
@Twitcops about 4 hours ago from web

@Twitcops don’t worry about dobbing in a friend -
what about my heart? I need it!
There’s a big gaping hole where it used to be.
I’m in pain
about 4 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery They say, no pain, no gain.
But my question is,
why did you let someone steal it in the first place?
Did you have security??
about 4 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@Twitcops My best friend’s abandoned me,
dumped me and left me littered on the side of the road,
miles from home.
I can’t dob her in to you
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery Was your attacker a male or female?
Can you give me a description
about 4 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@Twitcops I cannot dob her in: she thrills me.
After she rips out my wounded heart – she’d kill me.
I can’t bear to be apart – it chills me.
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

ChrisTwitery Well I hate to break it to you, Chris,
you just did. Female…your best friend…side of the road…
all HUGE clues
about 4 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@ChrisTwitery Your passion WILLS me
to try to SKILL thee
to resist that which if given any more authority
will BILL thee!!!
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery

@Twitcops My heart has collided with that of another:
high up in space. Implosion is imminent.
Perhaps you should consider evacuation plans?
about 3 hours ago from mobile web

@ChrisTwitery Implosion, collapsing inward,
spiralling towards the centre of what?
A vacuum created by your absence…
rescue poor Chris
about 3 hours ago from web in reply to ChrisTwitery